imagine having to break your dick off and javelin that bitch into someone’s nostril as they eat just so both of you can die.
This was…a lot
(interviewer) ma’am! why and how is bowser hot?
(me) (drenched in sweat, shaking) him big
mutuals please hmu if you change ya url’s. yall be goin from rainbows-and-muffins to traphousehomicide i cant keep up with this shit
